drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
REALLY PISSES ME OFF WHEN YOU CATCH YOUR PARENTS GOSSIPING ABOUT YOU TO FAMILY MEMBERS LIKE TALK SHIT GET HIT BITCH
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
I want to be alone…with someone else who wants to be alone.